mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
I want to get tattoos and get laid
Like I understand that it’s perfectly okay to be plus size but you shouldn’t be making fun of girls that are a size 2 and lower either..
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf